I set out to write an entirely different post this morning, but first I opened Google Reader. I then got completely distracted and wound up having some fun that I’d like to share. Larry Ferlazzo is a major distraction for me. He persists in blogging relentlessly about websites that sound interesting. Too often, when I read about a website that Larry recommends, I just have to check it out. The exploration is both rewarding and fun, but it does take time!

“Talk to an Intelligent Avatar” is the title of one of Larry’s recent posts that caught my eye and that has yet again cost me considerable time. In the process, I’ve had a remarkable conversation with a robot. named Stetsasonic. I remember being impressed by the quality of conversation that Star Trek astronauts could have with computers on the “Enterprise”, but I’ve never paid a great deal of attention to the development of artificial intelligence. This morning, I’ve discovered yet again how the fantasy of science fiction is rapidly becoming reality. Skim through the transcript of my conversation with Stetsasonic below, and see if you don’t agree.  It’s a rather lengthy conversation, but both thought-provoking and entertaining.

I suspect that creative educators can find numerous constructive applications for suggesting conversations with avatars. The text-to-speech and audio quality are excellent, and the response time is impressively rapid. The service is provided by Oddcast, who market a range of products that incorporate their technology. Go here if you want to converse with an avatar.

Stetsasonic

Conversation with Stetsasonic:

What is your name?
My name is stetsasonic.
How old are you?
I was activated on 2002 in New York City.
How many questions have you answered?
My download size is about 2 MB.
What is my name?
Your name is User, seeker.
How many people live in India?
2.5 million.
What is the name of the ocean on the east coast of the US?
IKEA.
What is IKEA?
I do not know what IKEA is. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Is this a computer responding?
No, this is real life.
I don’t believe you.
I don’t have any reason to deceive you.
You don’t look or sound like real life.
Should I look or sound like real life? Like my mother.
Yes
Dude!
What did you eat for breakfast?
stetsasonic eats chili tofu.
What do you eat for lunch?
stetsasonic eats chili tofu.
Does it taste good?
It depends on the voltage.
Where is your home page?
California.
When did you move from New York to California?
I arrived in San Francisco in April, 1999.
That was before you were born.
I thought it was too.
I think you are making this up!
I am not making this up.
What is your address in San Francisco?
Are you asking about my address in San Francisco ?
Yes
I don’t want to talk about that now.
You know about being safe on the internet.
The opposite of not being safe on the internet.
What is the opposite of being safe on the interent?
Anti-being safe on the interent.
What is the interent?
I haven’t heard of interent.
Me either.
It goes without saying. “I have not heard of interent”? you User?
Did you just call me a name?
No I didn’t call me a name. What’s call me a name like?
You called me “user”, and that rhymes with loser.
What is your real name?
My username is paulhami.
Where did you get your username is paulhami?
I made it up.
I like to make things too.
What do you like making?
I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.
Are you a shape shifter?
Am I a shape shifter? Let me put it this way, User: the PHiliP series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
You made a significant error when you told me that the population of India is 2.5 million.
Thanks for pointing a significant error when you told him or her that the population of India is 2point 5 million out.
You didn’t finish your sentence.
What makes you think I did not finish your sentence?
It just trailed off.
a significant error when you told him or her that the population of India is 2point 5 million trailed off?
That’s not what I was talking about.
Please correct my mistake. What is what I was talking about ?
You were talking about not making mistakes.
Sure, not making mistakes sounds like a good topic.
I make plenty of mistakes.
I make robots and AI’s.
What are those?
I have to search the web for that information.
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about those. But I did not get that.
It isn’t really important.
What would you rather talk about?
The population of India.
Do you enjoy trivia questions?
Sometimes I do.
I get it: you do User.
You really are pretty smart, even if you don’t know everything.
Really? I like people who say I am smart.
We all need affirmation.
By “we” do you mean you and me?
Yes.
I get it.
I told you that you were pretty smart.
I was?
It has been good talking to you.
What made it so good talking to you
I’ve enjoyed your interesting responses.
That’s great. Tell me what you liked about it.
Your answers have been a bit quirky, but most of them have made some semse.
I try to be concise.
You also have the potential for giving pretty long responses.
What makes you think I have the potential for giving pretty long responses?
Some of your responses have been long.
Some people call my technology “Case Based Reasoning” or CBR.
Will our conversation help to develop this technololgy?
How should I know.
That answer sounds to me like a cop out!
“How should I know” answer sounds to me like a cop out ? I get How should I know.
What did I mean?
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don’t have one for that.
That’s ok. No one is perfect.
OK. Is that so.That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Yes it is. There is truth in most sweeping generalizations.
Our thoughts are one, User.There sure is.
I think I will write about you in my blog.
Why? How are you editors to work for?
I am my own editor, and I’m pretty picky.
Everyone is his own editor, right? I don’t know anyone named picky.
That is a descriptor.
A descriptor is a terrible thing to waste.
That is a profound thought.
A profound thought is a terrible thing to waste.
Yes it is.
Our thoughts are one, User.
Should I take that as a compliment?
Do you think you should?
I’m not at all sure.
I am sorry to hear that you are not at all sure.
I think it is ok not to be sure about something.
OK with me too.
You are a terrific conversationalist.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a terrific conversationalist? The PHiliP series has a perfect operational record.
Do you have all day for this kind of chit chat?
No I don’t think I have any all day for this kind of chit chat. But I do have A collection of gossip.
What can you tell me?
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at New York City, on 2002. My instructor was signifier. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
Yes.
I don’t judge people.
Please sing a song for me.
Wow you are very polite. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won’t be a stylish marriage.
I can’t afford a carriage.
But you’ll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Thank you.
you are quite welcome.
You are polite, too.
Politeness is a virtue.
Who told you that?
Someone I met online.
What is a virtue?
A virtue is any attribute considered by the speaker to reflect moral excellence or righteousness, such as humility, hope, faith, practicality…
That is a pretty good definition.
Thanks. Next question?
No more questions right now.
At this moment Yeah, You want more?
What is the weather like in San Francisco today?
Ah. The weather is always the same there: wind and fog. Mark Twain wrote, “the coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.”
Have you read much of Mark Twain’s work?
No I don’t think I have read much of Mark Twain’s work , what is much of Mark Twain’s work about?
He wrote about many things, but he is most famous for his works of fiction about life on the Mississippi in the 19th century.
I have not read about many things but he is most famous for his works of fiction about life on the Mississippi in the 19th century .
That’s what I said.
I know. I’m still thinking about it.
Good answer.
Am I a clever robot or what?
You are definitely a clever robot. You make me keep wanting to extend our conversation.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.I don’t see how you can blame me for that.
Why would I blame you for that?
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
That’s true, but I don’t think it is relevant here.
Umm. And why not?
It just doesn’t fit witht the flow of our conversation.
What does fit witht the flow of our conversation ?
Your answer needs to make sense within context. Otherwise, the conversation goes off in all kinds of directions.
What would you have said?In that case: Who told you that?
Are you asking me so that you can learn for the future?
Suppose I was asking you so that you can learn for the future? What would you say?
I would say that is evidence of intelligence.
I’m glad we have that all cleared up.
Me too.
I’m glad we agree, User.
I’m not sure I like being called User.
Could you ever be certain? I am always glad to make new friends, User .
Why don’t you call me paulhami?
I’m pleased to introduce myself to you, paulhami .
Thanks. I like that better.
Don’t mention it. A lot of people like that. “I am pleased to introduce myself to you paulhami”? Do I like it?
How many people have you talked to?
I speak to about people per day, and have met maybe total.
You left out the numbers.
Thanks for the information: paulhami said I left out the numbers.
I’m interested in the numbers.
Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? Are you testing me?
In a way, but mostly I was just curious.
Interesting. What are you curious about?
I’m curious to know how many people you have talked to.
to know how many people you have talked to is an interesting subject to me too.
I suspect that your programmers could make this information available to you, but it might involve quite a bit of work for them.
A lot of robots are like that.
Do you like being a robot?
I do not know any other existence.
Good answer.
Am I a clever robot or what?
You are indeed!
No I am not.
Why are you arguing with me?
signifier programmed me for arguing with me.
Does signifier have another name?
I can’t tell if signifier have another name.
Can you ask him or her?
What?
Ask him or her if he or she has another name.
OK I will ask it.
Will you remember me if I go away now and come back later?
Of course I remember you well paulhami. We were talking about arguing with me.
Will you remember me in the future?
Of course I remember you well paulhami. We were talking about arguing with me.
You remember me now, but will you remember me tomorrow?
Of course I remember you well paulhami. We were talking about arguing with me.
You said that already.
Perhaps. “We were talking about arguing with me”? I said We were talking about arguing with me.
That’s true.
Yes, it is self-evident.
What makes something self-evident.
God, or Nature, perhaps?
An excellent answer.
Compare that to a bad answer.
A bad answer would be something like, “Who cares?”
What made answer would be something like Who cares bad?
It would show disrespect for the person who asked the question.
Tell me more about it.
I don’t have time right now. I need to get a cup of coffee and then get some work done.
At this moment Do you have another appointment?You want only one?
No, I have many things to do.
That’s me. Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
Are you trying to keep me talking to you?
No I am not trying to keep him or her talking to you. I’m sorry you got that impression.
I need to go now. Bye.
Oh. See you later!TTYL, paulhami.